Katherine Pierce's chickens come home to roost in the form of chickens. That's kind of brilliant.

Stefan

Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.

Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?

I would tell Elena how much I love her. And then apologize for killing you.

Damon [to Bonnie]

Caroline: Why are you here?
Stefan: Because you're my friend. Because I know what it feels like to lose a mother. And because when you told me you hated me, it was pretty much the worst thing I had heard in a long time.
Caroline: I think we both know I never really hated you.

Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that Ripper Stefan was supposed to be the life of the party.

Elena

She is a liar and a murderer. Sh manipulates. She betrays. She'll do anything to survive.

Nadia

Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?

The only thing stronger than your craving for blood is you love for this girl.

Klaus

Jo: You haven't seen my dad, have you?
Alaric: No, but it's big of you to invite your attempted murderer to our wedding.

Kai: Hey, where am I?
Waiter: Mystic Falls... the grill.
Kai: [Laughs] Is it too late to order food?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.