We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Damon

I have this hunger inside of me that I've never felt in my entire life.

Stefan

I want you out of the house, and my life, by morning.

Matt [to his mother]

Don't you get it? I'm better off without you.

Matt

Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon

You'd be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it.

Elena

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon

Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Damon