Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

It's not everyday a guy turns 162 years old.

Lexi

Lexi: What's keeping her here?
Stefan: I told you. Her name is Elena.

Why does everyone have to die on me?

Jeremy

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Damon

She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Damon

Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Damon

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.

Vicki

I'm not gonna let anyone get hurt.

Stefan

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]