Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

It's not everyday a guy turns 162 years old.

Lexi

Lexi: What's keeping her here?
Stefan: I told you. Her name is Elena.

Why does everyone have to die on me?

Jeremy

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Damon

She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Damon

Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Damon

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.

Vicki

I'm not gonna let anyone get hurt.

Stefan

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.