Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Vicki

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

I say snatch, eat, erase!

Damon

Your lips keep moving, I don't know why.

Jeremy [to Elena]

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

All I can think about is blood!

Vicki

We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

Stefan

Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon

If you're so worried that someone is on to you, why don't you leave town, Damon?

Stefan

Damon: That girl is gonna thank me for what I did to her.
Elena: Did you thank Katherine?

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even.

Stefan

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]