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Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Damon

It does dead flesh good.

Damon [on coffee]

Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.

Stefan

I have to kill him.

Stefan [on Damon]

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Caroline

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Damon
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