The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Stefan: So, how are Elijah and, uh, whoever else you brought back from the dead?
Klaus: Oh, you know the Mikaelsons. Never a dull moment.
Stefan: This is the only way I could stop her.
Caroline: I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.
What’d you do? Couldn’t be worse than whatever was wearing that jean skirt.Bonnie [to Damon]
Huh. You know? You look a lot like my girlfriend and her three doppelgängers.Damon [to Rayna]
Enzo? Remember Thanksgiving in 1953? We were locked up and I told you I was thankful for you through that little hole in the wall. I take that back.Damon
I need a drink. And a buddy. And right now you are my only buddy available to drink. I’m overlooking the fact that you nearly killed me the last time we hung out.Bonnie
Damon: Go ahead. Let it all out, Bonnie. I’m a vile cheater. I couldn’t even wait a year.
Bonnie: Are you kidding me? The last thing anyone wants to deal with for the next six decades is a cranky, bitter, sexless Damon Salvatore, okay?
You wanna send me back to Hell? Well let me tell you something, lady. I’m already there.Damon
I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.Bonnie [to Mary Louise]
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.
You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.Damon