The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 14: "Down the Rabbit Hole"

Tyler: This isn't goodbye. This is: until we find way. We're immortal, remember?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Shane: My leg is broken.
Bonnie: Best to stay off it then.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Caroline: It's called a Crypt Text. I've seen The Da Vinci Code.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Stefan: What's a deeply buried personal secret between friends?
Elena: Friends? I like that.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 13: "Into the Wild"

Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rebekah: I'm merely stating the facts. Jeremy has the spell on his body. Bonnie's the witch that unseals the cure. Shane is the human compass. You and I have the tombstone which does God knows what. And Elena has no point.
Damon: What about me?
Rebekah: You have a nice behind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shane: I'll stay here to make sure she's safe.
Damon: I'll stay here to make sure you're not lying.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Rebekah: It's all an act, Stefan. Being a vampire is miserable. I would give anything to be human.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Caroline [to Klaus]: You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Shane: I believe in magic.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Tyler: Morning, sunshine. You look pathetic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus: Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating.
Damon: It's one of his trademarks. Like his brooding and his hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: I hope you like The Cure.
Rebekah: Funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kol: They say if Silas rises, he'll unleash Hell on earth. I happen to like earth the way it is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon [to Klaus]: You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a d**k... if you're gonna be bad, be bad with purpose.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Do you know how hard it is to get these XBox brains to focus?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bonnie: Do you think Caroline will notice if there are only 89 red balloons?
Elena: Probably, yes.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Elena: Train yourself to do some dishes.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 11: "Catch Me If You Can"

Stefan: You don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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