The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 16: "The House Guest"

Jenna: Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: How do we tell someone what we know? How does someone hear that?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Katherine [to Damon]: I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.
 • Rating: 2.6 / 5.0

Elena: It's gonna be a girls' night. Maybe Katherine can join us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Matt: Since when am I the one who can express himself and you the one at a loss for words?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: I don't need your help and I don't want it.
Katherine: That's incredibly stupid of you.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Damon: Guess who's coming to dinner?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 15: "The Dinner Party"

Damon: So let me guess--in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, you need to find this witch burial ground.
Elijah: Because I feel that we've grown so close, Damon, I'll tell you "yes."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andie: Whats that?

Damon: Dessert.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alaric: Now get rid of him before Jenna comes back with dessert.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Katherine: Hello Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?
Damon: How did you get out fo there?
Katherine: I knew that if I begged you to do not kill Elijah you'll do excatly what you do. Need a little facts? The originals can compells the vampires, but, soon they dies, the compells are wears off...
Damon: And you knew that
Katherine: Yes, and I'm still here. I'm gonna help you. So, do you have a robe?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jeremy: You did like it, right?
Bonnie: Yeah. I liked it.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Damon: There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Stefan: Hunt. Pray. Kill. It was all I knew.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Elena: He described you as a monster.
Stefan: That's what I was.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Elijah: I don't really pursue younger women. It's a joke, Ric. Lighten up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Journal entry: I saw the vampire who killed me. I recognized him. It was Stefan Salvatore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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