The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 15: "The Dinner Party"

Elijah: If you so as much make a move to cross me, I'll kill you and kill everyone in this house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Who wants to die next?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Elena: It sounds like you were a monster.
Stefan: I was.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Damon: You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
Andie: You kind of do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: You get anything out of Elijah?
Alaric: No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 14: "Crying Wolf"

Tyler: I kinda fell for her. I don't know how anyone wouldn't because she's pretty incredible.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bonnie: Overnight, you turned into this hot guy, who's really hot and...
Jeremy: You think I'm hot?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: You wanna let yourself get killed? That's not heroic. That's tragic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elijah [to Damon]: This is the third time I've saved your life now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luka: Elena has to die.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Brady [to Tyler]: They're the enemy. And if they break that curse, all of us are as good as dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alaric [on Andie]: Just don't killer her, please.
Damon: If I did, who would report her death?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alaric: That Elijah is one scary dude, but with nice hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elijah: I'm an Original. Show a little respect.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alaric [to John]: You're a d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: This is a future memory: it's where your boyfriend whispered to you that he loved you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stefan: I think there are a lot of conversations to be had about our future. About the kind of life we can have together.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Elena: Stefan Salvatore, I hereby invite you into this home.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Tyler: The Doppleganger?
Stevie: Evil twin shadow person.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

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