The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2 Episode 13: "Daddy Issues"

Jules: I want the boy more than I want vengeance.
Brady: Let's get both.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Damon: I'm a good guy now, remember?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: We live by a code of loyalty. We take care of each other. It's my duty and honor to help you. Please let me.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Damon [to Stefan]: Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon [on John]: We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

John: Coffee?
Elena: We did that last night. No more avoiding.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 12: "The Descent"

Jessica: Are you going to hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure...because you are my existential crisis. Do I kill or do I not kill you?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Caroline: Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Damon: I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I feel, Elena. And it sucks.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jules: This town is crawling with vampires. But, don't worry, we'll get them.
Tyler: Who are you?
Jules: I'm your friend. There are others like us, and they're on their way.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Caroline: Everyone needs to stop kissing me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon [to Rose]: You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Matt [to Caroline]: What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jules: I'll tell you the only sure that exists. Take a stake and drive it through her heart.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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