Klaus can't be killed. I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it.

Tyler

I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.

Damon

Damon: Do you trust me?
Elena: Yes.

Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.

Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.

Caroline

I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.

Caroline

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.

He fell in love with his ghost girlfriend and lied about it. What's done is done.

Bonnie

Whatever father rubbish you're thinking, save it. Nothing you say matters to me.

Rebekah

I went behind your back. I freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger dick than ever. It’s just, now, he’s a dick that’s on our side.

Damon

He’s a vampire. We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans and their silly, little lives.

Rebekah

Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.

Alaric

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

It's your party. You can cry if you want to.

Damon

Hello, brother.

Stefan