True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?
Sookie
FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.
Eric
I haven't enjoyed sex with men since the Eisenhower administration
Sophie-Anne
Debbie: She's a cunt.
Russell: But she's a special cunt.
Maybe you can flirt some sense into that girl cuz logic sure ain't working.
Tara
Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we don't still talk from time to time.
Lafayette
Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say.
Sookie
Godric: Do you believe in God?
Sookie: Yes, I do.
Godric: If you're right, how will he punish me?
Sookie: God doesn't punish, he forgives.
Godric: I don't deserve it. But I hope for it.
Sookie: We all do.
Talbot: You and your dusty love beast are at odds with my decor.
Franklin: No one cares what you think about anything. Shut up!
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.
Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherfucker." Cool, right?
Franklin
