True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.
Lafayette
There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.
Nan
These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.
Jason
You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
Jason
I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
Pam
It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?
Sookie
This is Jesus. He's a Mexican. But he ain't rape me yet.
Mrs. Reynolds
Woman #1: Are you sure she ain't a zombie?
Woman #2: Holy crap, now they're zombies!
Pam: I am not a zombie!
Woman #1: That's exactly what a zombie would say, 'I'm not a zombie.'
(To Eric) You may be the strongest, oldest vampire in my queendom, but if I wanted, I could own your fangs as earrings
Sophie-Anne
This is so embarrassing. I'd die if i wasn't already dead
Jessica
Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?
Sookie
Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats.
Sookie: That's so weird.
Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. Clothes left something to the imagination and required a certain skill to get past.
Sookie: I think there's a Halloween store around here that sells them.
Bill: You're such a tease
