True Blood
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I did not survive four lousy husbands, a serial killer boyfriend and the sort of suicide of my love Terry, to die in the dingy basement of a fucking vampire bar.
Arlene
Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.
I am as big a fan of the French vagina as you are Eric, but come back to Earth. She's just a human.
Pam
Life is supposed to add up to something not be some half eaten slice of pizza.
Sam
Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.
Jason
Last thing I need is anybody else dying because of me.
Sookie
For more than a thousand years the world has been my oyster... I've lost my taste for oysters Pam.
Eric
Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.
Pam: I hate Shreveport.
Eric: Oh come on. It'll be a trip down memory lane.
Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.
Ginger
It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?
Pam
Pam: I like her, I like you.
Amber: Is it okay if I still haven't made my mind up about you?
Pam: I really like her.
