True Blood
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I lived around a lot of places and Bon Temps is the only place I ever really felt safe.
Sam
Bill Compton is one tough motherf*cker. He's gonna beat this thing. I mean, hell, he was like a bonafide vampire God about 6 months ago.
Jason
You two got yourselves a sticky situation. You better deal with it quick before your grandkids are your step-grandkids first.
Arlene [to Holly]
Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.
Arlene
I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.
Holly
We don't know how much time we got left, it doesn't seem worth it to spend it with someone you don't love.
Sookie
Okay, so there's a fully stocked fridge with snacks. Sling is over there. Nipple clamps on the bedside table with some erotic oils and handcuffs. Dildos and toys are on the wall.
Violet
This isn't about capture and kill anymore.
Pam
You want Eric to be your fuckin' spokesperson for your vampire Jenny Craig commercials?
Pam
You say you refuse to accept this, but what are you gonna do?
Jessica
How can you not believe in miracles and magic when they're happening all around us every single day? There's a miracle just out there just waiting for Bill. I just have to go out there and find it.
Sookie
Arlene: We can't have sex?
Keith: Well then let's just dance.
