True Blood
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Oh my God, I'm a republi-c*nt!
Pam
You know know us, we can be assholes.
Eric
It's amazing what a little shut-eye can do to calm the nerves.
Sam
I've had about 100 boyfriends die on me over the years but I remember how painful those first few ones were.
Violet [to Sookie]
My boy died a hero but you can't die a hero without a righteous cause.
Alcide's Dad
How can I miss someone who I can't even believe is dead?
Sookie
You never get over the loss of someone you love, you just learn to deal with it.
Arlene
Sookie: Thank you.
Bill: For what?
Sookie: For seeing me the way I can't see myself sometimes.
I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!
Sarah
This is bullshit. I imagined my death many times but I never thought I'd meet the sun in some place with wall-to-wall carpet.
Pam
Sarah Newlin's gonna be having the last f*cking laugh, shopping at Barney's and having her manicure if you two can't stop measuring your d*cks and strike a f*cking deal.
Pam
It wasn't until last night that I realized this town is f*cking crazy. And you, you're the mayor of crazy.
Nicole [to Sam]
