That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

Lafayette

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• Added: June 17, 2013

Jessica: Is that Bill?
Sookie: Not any more.

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• Added: June 17, 2013

I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

Pam

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• Added: June 17, 2013

Who the fuck is Mary Poppins, and can I please kill her?

Pam

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• Added: June 17, 2013

(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!

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• Added: August 26, 2012

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric

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• Added: August 26, 2012

Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.

Jason

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• Added: August 26, 2012

Take your pants off cowboy I'll show you what a real were-bitch can do.

Rikki

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• Added: August 26, 2012

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Pam

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• Added: August 26, 2012

Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

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• Added: August 26, 2012

Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.

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• Added: August 26, 2012

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

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• Added: August 26, 2012