Mason: I need you to cover for me.
Sarah: No Mason. The answer is no. It is my birthday.
Mason: I thought your birthday was yesterday.
Sarah: I had to push it. It didn't happen last night, so it has to happen tonight. The way my birthday goes is the way my whole years goes. You're not asking me to ruin my whole year are you?

Conner: What do you think of this version?
Editor: It's perfect. It's fantastic. It's the "Citizen Kane" of cell phone ads.

Conner: Ditka won't do the stunt.
Mason: Why? He just has to catch somebody.
Conner: I know. It turns out Ditka is a delicate flower. He's had three hip replacements and he's got bad knees and anyway he's not doing the stunt.

Conner: We walk outta here like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Mason: They died in the end.
Conner: Everybody dies in the end. They became legends. Let's go save our jobs and be legendary.

Sarah: It's not a date. It's just two adults enjoying the night out together.
Conner: Isn't that the very definition of a date?

Conner: That wasn't about race.
Mason: What wasn't about race?
Conner: That was about cake. I love chocolate cake.
Mason: Everybody loves chocolate cake.
Conner: I also love vanilla cake. I love chocolate cake and vanilla - I don't want there being some kind of cake confusion being the last thing he remembers. You know, on the day he gets fired.

Maybe I am gay

Sarah [after kissing Hector]

Hector: So, you want to stop and get a drink before the party?
Sarah: I already did

Mason: Remember that ridiculously hot concierge in the lobby?
Conner: The one with no visible knee caps?
Mason: I have no idea what that means

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