Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20: "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot" Quotes
Myra: And it's my first trip to L.A., so I want to do all the traditional stuff.
Charlie: Tomorrow we're going to sit in rush hour traffic and give other drivers the finger
Not based on sex? Well, unless she sweats bourbon and farts hundred-dollar bills, what exactly is going to keep you together?
Berta [on Charlie's relationship]
Charlie: So, drinking in the dark, eh?
Alan: Wasn't dark when I started
Charlie: You know something; I just realized that I'm two for two at Judith's weddings.
Myra: What a coincidence, I'm two for two at Herb's weddings