Not based on sex? Well, unless she sweats bourbon and farts hundred-dollar bills, what exactly is going to keep you together?

Berta [on Charlie's relationship]

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Character:
Berta
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20: "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Charlie: So, drinking in the dark, eh?
Alan: Wasn't dark when I started

Charlie: You know something; I just realized that I'm two for two at Judith's weddings.
Myra: What a coincidence, I'm two for two at Herb's weddings