Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS

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Two and a Half Men "He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited" Quotes

Jake: A lot of great discoveries were accidents, like Thomas Edison and the telephone.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jake: I love sleeping so much sometimes I even dream about it.
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Alan: This rat has quit the race.
Charlie: Good for you.
Alan: This hamster is off the treadmill.
Charlie: Glad to hear it.
Alan: This squirrel is satisfied with the nuts he has.
Charlie: No comment.
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