Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 14: " Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" Quotes
My girlfriend on the other hand, has no idea who I really am, damn little desire to find out, and is only interested in riding me like a wild mustang and draining me of all bodily fluidsAlan
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Judith [about Kandi]: Are you proud of yourself?
Alan: What do you mean?
Judith: Oh, please, she has to be half your age.
Alan: Oh, that. Yeah, I am pretty proud of that
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