Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 22: "My Doctor has a Cow Puppet" Quotes
Alan: Remember, we have Jake's session first.
Charlie: Oh, man, I thought you didn't want him to go back to that quack.
Alan: I didn't, but Judith and I talked and we decided that what I want makes no difference whatsoe
- Permalink: Remember, we have Jake's session first. Oh, man, I thought you...
Jake: My doctor has a cow puppet.
Evelyn: Really? MD or Ph.D?
- Permalink: My doctor has a cow puppet. Really? MD or Ph.D? C-O-W
Charlie: Hey Jake, you wanna go to the bowling alley and play some air hockey today?
Jake: Sure, but you still owe me, like, $12,000 from last time.
Charlie: What are you gonna do, break my thumbs?
Jake: It wouldn't hurt your game
- Permalink: Hey Jake, you wanna go to the bowling alley and play some air ho...
Alan: Why is the vacuum cleaner out?
Charlie: Because we were ankle deep in bunny poop.
Alan: Were you drinking last night?
Charlie: Yes, but that's not the point
- Permalink: Why is the vacuum cleaner out? Because we were ankle deep in b...