Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth" Quotes
Charlie: She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It'd be like going to the bathroom on Pinocchio's mouth.
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Alan: Oh, you poor guy, you have to drive 45 minutes to get laid.
Charlie: And 45 minutes to get back!
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