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Jake [about ballet class]: You didn't tell me I'd be the only boy here.
Charlie: The odds are on your side.
Jake: What odds? I'm eleven!

Charlie [about Mia]: I have to find her.
Alan: It's a shame you can't let your penis sniff a scent of her clothing

Mia: How old is your nephew?
Charlie: I don't know, eleven? Twelve? It's hard to tell, he has a big head

Alan: What are you doing? You just ate dinner an hour ago.
Charlie: Then he won't need breakfast.
Jake: Yes, I will

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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Alan: What are you doing? You just ate dinner an hour ago.
Charlie: Then he won't need breakfast.
Jake: Yes, I will

Mia: How old is your nephew?
Charlie: I don't know, eleven? Twelve? It's hard to tell, he has a big head

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