I am a stylist. Rachel Zoe can suck it - there's a new skinny bitch in town! What!

Amanda

Snow is a magical blanket, it hides what's ugly and makes everything beautiful

Wilhelmina

Daniel, anything you truly want has to be worth fighting for.

That's love right - when you know somebody better than they do and you would do anything in the world to protect them.

Hilda

That is hideous! It's like looking at the butt of Satan. My eyes!

Amanda [about a painting of Betty]

Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.

I'm sorry, but that psychedelic misfit toy is living my dream!

Marc

Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your loud shirt.

Have you been smoking one of your ponchos?

Amanda [to Betty]

Joel: You look familiar. Have we met?
Wilhelmina: We're not even meeting now

Connor: My guess a woman such as yourself would have a bottle of 61 single malt scotch floating around the place somewhere
Wilhelmina: 48
Connor: Perfect, older is always better
Wilhelmina: I wouldn't know, I've been the same age for years

I'm sorry you were looking at me and saying things... I wasn't listening

Amanda

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.