Favorite Ugly Betty Quotes
Have you been smoking one of your ponchos?
Amanda [to Betty]
She actually thinks Emporio Armani and Georgio Armani are brothers! Ha!
Marc
Connor: My guess a woman such as yourself would have a bottle of 61 single malt scotch floating around the place somewhere
Wilhelmina: 48
Connor: Perfect, older is always better
Wilhelmina: I wouldn't know, I've been the same age for years
You see the way Daniel looks at her? It's like how Betty looks at a cheeseburger
Wilhelmina
I'm sorry, but that psychedelic misfit toy is living my dream!
Marc
You are so cute when you are mortified.
Daniel
Sofia: Your lead story is just great, "ten ways to lose thighs and get guys." So empowering.
Daniel: What's your cover story? Ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely desperate cat lately.
Sofia: Well the title's a little long but thanks for the story pitch
Betty: I have something that might interest you
Marc: If it's not Taye Diggs in baby oil, I doubt it
Wilhelmina: who the hell are yo??
Evelyn: I'm Evelyn, your cleaning lady for thirteen years. It's nice to meet you
Wilhelmina: Nice to put a face with the burrito wrapper you left on my counter
Daniel: we should probably take different elevators, we don't want the office getting the wrong idea
Amanda: Right. Cause my panties stuff in your paper shredder didn't tip them off
Marc: Do you serve food here?
waitress: Sure thing honey.
[shows him the menu on her shirts and sticks her boobs in his face...]
Marc: Anything non dairy?
Who on this staff would willingly eat something that's 15 grams of fat per serving?
Wilhelmina
