Favorite Ugly Betty Quotes
Sofia: Your lead story is just great, "ten ways to lose thighs and get guys." So empowering.
Daniel: What's your cover story? Ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely desperate cat lately.
Sofia: Well the title's a little long but thanks for the story pitch
Wilhelmina: fly my pretty, fly
Marc: and you thought yummy was too gay?
You must have had some weekend! A straight man bought you shoes. Nice ones.. I peaked.. and maybe tried them on
Marc
is it just me or does anyone else see the fashion elf?
Wilhelmina [sees Justin hiding]
This baby fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bruno
Marc: I brought you a present... whole wheat
Wilhelmina: Too late, yesterday was carb day
Amanda: Grubstank...
Henry: It's grubstick. Grubstick. Got it? It's one of the oldest and most honored names in Dutch history, which loosely translated to he who gives the fairest price for his bricks. The name is venerated and I am proud to be a Grubstick
Amanda: Did he just get really hot?
Marc: I've never been more attracted to anyone in my life
Drop a penny and a blond receptionist from the 28th floor and they both hit the ground a the same time
Wilhelmina
Do you have a boy coming over? Wait, it is a boy right? Cause I need to know these things if I'm staying over
Amanda
Daniel: we should probably take different elevators, we don't want the office getting the wrong idea
Amanda: Right. Cause my panties stuff in your paper shredder didn't tip them off
[about Justin's Ralph Lauren jacket..]
Marc: Do the kids at school like it?
Justin: No, they don't get me
Marc: Word of advice.. be yourself... wear what you want... just learn to run real fast
Who cares what the average woman wears on the street. We shouldn't be taking pictures of them, we should be throwing rocks at them.
Wilhelmnia
