Ava: Was that an intruder? Not while Mama Bear is on duty. Kevin do you have a gun?!
Kevin: Yes.
Ava: Yes?!
Kevin: No!

Maybe that summer we would have run into each other at Tower Records and made out in the parking lot.

Reagan

Reagan: Oh Honey, she's a baby.
Chris: Yeah that's what she wants you to think. Why don't you ask her what happened with the sweet potatoes?

Reagan: Honey you wouldn't hire that one woman because she didn't use a mac.
Chris: It's a different mindset.

Neither you nor Steve Perry should ever stop believing Nancy.

Reagan

Always happy to have some judgement advice from someone who owns Rick James's houseboat.

Reagan

Dump and chase boys!

Chris

I smell feces!

Ava

You know what? Ellen did this. Ooh, well played Ellen.

Reagan

Yeah, don't left-wing tweet at me please.

Chris

Midday scotches, I like it.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

Up All Night Quotes

Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?