Venture Brothers

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Hank: You are not the boss of me
Sgt Hatred: Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you

Ah! You're getting face all over me! Hot melting face!

Dr. Venture

Hank: I have it figured out that if I can just skim Pop's belt buckle, the bullet will ricochet off it and kill the guy with the gun.
Sgt. Hatred: Hank, I will give you so much money to not shoot your dad

Dean: Will you two stop it!
Sgt. Hatred: When the going gets tough, that boy always gets going

Brock: I can cross "stab Hitler to death" off my list of cool crap I thought I'd never get to do.
Hank: Brock?
Brock: Hey, Hank. Killed Hitler

They seem to have already discovered the fleshy jig of the mommy and daddy dance

The Monarch

Prostitute: Whew, that was some workout, big man.. but I guess you're gonna have to go look for those boys now, huh?
Brock: They'll turn up. Besides, I still got $300 left.
Prostitute: Oooh, three bills can buy you an awful lot of things..
Brock: I know. I'm gonna want change

Kikai: Master I have news of Doctor Venture's lastest invention. Yesterday's New York Herald - science section.
Otaku Senzuri: Thank you, Kikai - you have served your master well. [shoots needle into Kikai's neck]
Kikai: Ergghhh! Wow, thanks - you totally got the kink out of it, and hey I don't wanna smoke any more either

Dean: And I thought I was the smart one.
Hank: Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.
Dean: We don't have a mom, Hank

Dr. Venture: Well, that ought to take care of that . . .
Hank: Look! Brock still ain't done with him. [Brock pisses on the mummy] That's showing him who's boss, Brocko!
Dr. Venture: Was that really necessary?
Brock: You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back to life. You know that

The Monarch: And deadly! Just like the monarch butterfly of my namesake.
Henchman: Wha? Butterflies aren't deadly

Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers

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Venture Bros. Quotes

Hank: You are not the boss of me
Sgt Hatred: Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you

Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers