Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 4: "There's Always a Downside"

Brady: Tillman is competitive, especially this week because of the I.M.T.s.
Pete: Oh right. The I.M.T.s . The international monkey....
Hugo: Interschool Multi-discipline Tournament.
Hugo: Like Hogwarts.
Pete: Oh right!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Claudia: why the switch up, you know I'm teamed with Jinks
Artie: This is a job, not a "Choose your own adventure.'
 • Rating: Unrated

Myka: Artie! Finally you were supposed to be here 30 minutes ago. You're never late. Are you ok?
Claudia: I told them you got hung up telling kids to get off your lawn.
Steve: Maybe you were busy inventing fire.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 3: "Personal Effects"

Pete: Leena, a half-hour power shower is a sacred thing.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Steve: If I say no you're gonna make me play anyways, aren't ya?
Claudia: The challenger has accepted!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Steve: Thongs give me a rash.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Myka: I'm gonna check his browser history.
Pete: Oh, look at you going all Claudia.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Artie: What's next?
Leena: Devil's Lake Country Club.
Artie: A Jew and a Black Woman go to a fancy country club. All we need is a priest and a horse and we could do the whole joke.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Pete: I feel like Helen Hunt in Twister!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 2: "An Evil Within"

Homeowner: What are you, like, The Men in Black?
Pete: Yeah, yeah we kinda are.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: You know, a lot of people experience clinical death for a few minutes.
Steve: How many minutes was I dead for?
Claudia: 4,320.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claudia: Maybe I ruined your karma, or put a kink in your plan to achieve enlightenment and come back as a butterfly or whatever Buddhist's do. Maybe I've upset the whole cosmos, I don't care. I would do it all again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Mykes, you better get here quick I've been whammy-d!
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: No! I'm not gonna hurt her. I like Myka, she's my partner.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: You didn't get approval. You rebel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 1: "A New Hope"

Claudia: So when the Warehouse was destroyed...
Artie: ...the world lost hope.
 • Rating: Unrated

Myka: That's Portuguese for "push the button." [Everyone looks at Myka awkwardly] Really? This is still a surprise to you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: I like beavers. I'll take Canada.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: [pats Artie on the butt as he throws the football] Good game.
Artie: Thank you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Myka: That explains why Pete didn't hit on that flight attendant.
Pete: I know, right? That's not like me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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