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Warehouse-13

Myka: So you're like 300 years old?
Professor Sutton: 514 actually, I moisturize

Pete: You're like really really old, with a lot more reallys. What are you like a Vampire?
Professor Sutton: Oh please, vampires are for gothic novels.

Claudia: Holy metaphor, Artie's brain is...
Steve: the warehouse. I can't say I'm surprise.
Claudia: I figured it had to either be this or a magical land made entirely of doughnuts.

Steve: Wait, Pete and Myka get a dagger and we get a plague? Why don't we stop being the B-Team?
Claudia: We are not the B-Team fool, we are the second A-Team.

Stop. You had me at you'll be dead.

Steve

I'm definitely going to be one of those agents that go crazy.

Pete

Claudia: Permission to save my brother?
Artie: Go. Save.

Steve: How did you get this in here?
Mrs. Frederick: No one touches my purse.

Oh my God my sister tried to poison me.

Myka
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