Popular Weeds Quotes
Andy [about Audra]: She likes me
Gale: She's gonna burn in hell for all eternity
Andy: Well I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Gale
Gale: For now...
Esteban: Our son will be baptized by a priest in a church
Nancy: Sorry, he's Jewish. Snip, snip. Eat fish. Start saving for law school
Nancy: Why is the bed moving?
Andy: There must be an earthquake.
Nancy: Are you jerking off?!?
Be the baby!
Nancy [asking Andy to suck her nipple]
Nancy: I think I'm happy for you.
Andy: I think I'm happy for you, too.
Silas: Silas: I get it. If I get shot in my jerk-off arm, I would be mad too.
Shane: Shane: Aaargh! Fuck you, fuck your mom in the ass with a screwdriver.
I screwed up my kids.
Nancy
Andy: If you don't cum, the terrorists win.
Audra: We can't have that.
What about you? You ever take a trip down to girlie town?
Celia [to stylist]
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
You've made your bed, now f**k in it.
Nancy Botwin
