Popular Weeds Quotes
You're a slutty, irresponsible, slutty slut.
Andy [to Nancy]
Celia: That was humiliating.
Rudolfo: I know. I'm sorry, I could not untie you.
Celia: You're supposed to wipe front to back
Mr. Sandusky: Hello Shane. Doing your reading?
Shane: Mister Sandusky, er, did you actually read the Kiterunner before you assigned it?
Mr. Sandusky: I did, I thought you guys can handle it. Can you handle it, Shane? 'Cause it seems like you can handle a lot. You're such a multi-tasker.
Shane: I don't know what you're talking about.
Mr. Sandusky: Sure you do.
Shane: No, I don't.
Mr. Sandusky: Shane, I have 23 papers to grade tonight, they're all on Anne Frank. Do you know how depressing that is?
Isabelle: Who was on the phone?
Dean: Someone's kidnapped your mother.
Isabelle: Seriously?
Dean: Who knows? Another game?
Isabelle: Sure.
Nancy: You're religious?
Cesar: Selectively
Nancy: Right, the whole thou shalt not kill thing probably isn't work out that well for you, huh?
Cesar: and I support gay marriage
Nancy: If something happens to me, you'll take care of this for Silas and Shane
Dean: If something happens? Where you going, skydiving?
Nancy: None of your business. Just make sure it all gets taken care of. I'm counting on you
Dean: Out of curiousity and of coruse self image, why me?
Nancy: Cause I trust you. Cause you're a parent. Cause you're the only person i could find on such short notice
Nancy [about Sucio]: Is it too much to ask him to shower?
Cesar: He's comfortable with his man smell, live with it
A Mexican gynco? Nanc, if you're putting together a mariachi band, yes, go Mexican. Down there, you want a Jew.
Andy
I don't mean to be judgey, but where did she meet that guy? Home depot?
Jill [about Sucio]
They were going to sell my gallbladder to the Japanese. Fortunately, my body is a toxic pit.
Celia
Silas: So, you're the mayor of Mexico or something?
Esteban: Or something, yes.
You've made your bed, now f**k in it.
Nancy Botwin
