Mom, the f**kers got me.

Shane

He peed on my pee - we crossed streams.

Andy

(to Doug) What the f**k are you doing here?

Nancy

(to Nancy) You're an evil succubus and I'll see you soon.

Andy

She says that I have the power, but I don't.

Andy

Andy: You and I will never right. Just say we'll never.
Nancy: They all die Andy. I like you too much to want you to die.
Andy: Holy cow, you're right! They do all die. You're pussy's a death sentence. A penis fly trap. You're Dr. Kavagian.
Nancy: All right then!
Andy: Wait - Esteban's not dead.
Nancy: Not yet.

You don't actually want what you can have. That's why you want me because you can't have me.

Nancy

Shane: Cat like reflexes.
Silas: Perfect considering you're a total pussy.
Shane: Tell that to Pilar.

How did you know Shane's? Nevermind. Goodbye Seattle. It never even rained. What a rip-off.

Nancy
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