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Weeds "Felling and Swamping" Quotes

Nancy: The Newmans will succeed where the Botwins failed. They will live a normal life. They will find jobs. They will go to school. They will have hobbies and a quiet under the radar life. The Newmans will be a family.
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Nancy: I'm the mother. I decide who gets clubbed. I do the clubbing.
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Nancy: I love that you sleep all the time - I know mother's aren't supposed to say that, but i do.
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Shane: Don't make me get all Pilar on your ass.
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Shane: But you're glad I did it.
Nancy: I'm glad it was done - not by you. Don't smile.
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Nancy: (as Shane's punishment) No more sugar for you.
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Silas: What the?
Store Clerk: (referring to her vampire puncture marks on her neck) I'm the chosen one of Warrior Griffin.
Silas: Cool...
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Nancy: (to Silas) You decide - are you going to be a lone wolf or stay with the pack?
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Silas: (to Nancy) What's the matter - they opened the pool cover?
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Silas: Maybe she's not dead - maybe she's just injured.
Shane: Maybe she's just injured before mom pulled the automatic pool cover over her head.
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