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The Newmans will succeed where the Botwins failed. They will live a normal life. They will find jobs. They will go to school. They will have hobbies and a quiet under the radar life. The Newmans will be a family.

Nancy

I'm the mother. I decide who gets clubbed. I do the clubbing.

Nancy

I love that you sleep all the time - I know mother's aren't supposed to say that, but i do.

Nancy

Don't make me get all Pilar on your ass.

Shane

Shane: But you're glad I did it.
Nancy: I'm glad it was done - not by you. Don't smile.

(as Shane's punishment) No more sugar for you.

Nancy

Silas: What the?
Store Clerk: (referring to her vampire puncture marks on her neck) I'm the chosen one of Warrior Griffin.
Silas: Cool...

(to Silas) You decide - are you going to be a lone wolf or stay with the pack?

Nancy

(to Nancy) What's the matter - they opened the pool cover?

Silas

Silas: Maybe she's not dead - maybe she's just injured.
Shane: Maybe she's just injured before mom pulled the automatic pool cover over her head.

More time - more distance.

Andy

Did she scream? Was there blood?

Andy
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Weeds Season 6 Episode 2 Quotes

Did she scream? Was there blood?

Andy

(to Nancy) What's the destination boss?

Andy