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Weeds "Object Impermanence" Quotes

Nancy: You’re not dumb. Yeah, Shane got other things, but you’re sweet and so good-looking and not a murderer, which puts you squarely in the lead. So yeah, I kept you in the dark for much of your life but you gave me stretch marks, so we’re even.
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Shane: I don't believe in you. You have no business plan. This is a terrible location for foot traffic and you don't even know if the wheel is street legal in the United States.
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Andy: You have no idea how much it means to me that you believe in me.
Shane: I don't believe in you.
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Nancy: Does he mean any less to you?
Silas: No. You do.
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Helia: Walking away is as simple as sugar cookies, baby. Watch.
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Dean: Gotta revel in your youth, Silas. Get crabs every once and awhile. Stop being a p***y.
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Dean: 24? So jealous. Can I drink your blood? Just a shot?
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Nancy: Don't you wanna know why I was in prison?
Helia: Involuntary dumbassery? First degree stepping in s**t you can't handle?
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Nancy: Be the man.
Silas: Be the mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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