Weeds Quotes
There's this video online of Maxine putting a popsicle up her lady hole.
Andy
Silas: When Nancy tells us to go to college, what do we do?
Shane: We buy hot tubs!
Silas: Free at last, my brother!
You guys fuck. I'll make eggs.
Husband
Why is your apartment weird and full of danger?
Andy
Andy: Have you learned nothing from three years behind bars?
Nancy: Try again, fail better?
I can be a real person. I can. I've been one before. It was... good.
Nancy
Retiring for motherhood? I knew something had to give.
Andy
Feeling bullish? Bearish?
Doug
We're going to America. Land of hot sauce and catastrophic wealth imbalance.
Andy
Shane: Renada just wants me for my sperm.
Doug: She sounds perfect.
Please forgive me if I'm sad. Right now life feels really bad.
Nancy
I thought they were saying bi-Andy. What? You do shave your legs.
Doug
