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You asked her to move in with you? Are you high? Because you need to be.

Ryan: She makes me feel normal.
Wilfred: Oh and I don't?
Ryan: You're looting my kitchen dressed like one of the wolverines.

Why do you think no dogs died in the Holocaust? Because we knew it was coming.

Wilfred: Ryan do you have any more rice?
Ryan: How much do you need?
Wilfred: 100 pounds should do it.

God damn it Wilfred, I will not let you ejaculate all over me again.


I could totally pass as Harry Potter.


Those teeth in there, are they James?

Ryan: Why don't you ask your best friend Dennis?
Wilfred: Ryan I have a confession to make. Dennis will be out of town this weekend also.

Ryan: We decided to leave and start our own boutique law firm together.
Wilfred: Boutique? So you'd represent jewelry and effeminate trinkets and such?

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