Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes (Page 2)
Mike: This was probably the worst fight I've ever seen. It was a five-car crash; horrible, but you can't keep your eyes off it.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Mike: We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike: I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's lips in the near future.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike: Every guy has a dream of having a threesome with two women, obviously. Maybe not with Deena and Snooki, but, um, I was going along with it only because it was a threesome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Situation: I was lookin' for that threesome... it turned into just the D-some.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike: It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Mike: Deena likes to call herself a 'Holiday,' I call her 'The Holiday Inn.'
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike: We just got chemistry, you know? And I'm not talking about the class.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Situation: If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.
• Rating: Unrated
The Situation: The answer is ... day one, I had to pull the eject button.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 87