Popular Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
It's not a good idea to come in here with a boyfriend.
White's in in Miami... what if you get your period? It's ruined.
Snooki: Eventually Sammi's gonna find out, and ... I don't know what to do. It's just a big ball of f*%kness. That's a new word: f*%kness.
Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops.
Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word!
[to Emilio] I feel like you f--ked me. Yes, I'm very pissed off at you. But I love you. I'm going to give you another chance.
It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.
I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.
FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.
And if it's a smush, you gotta put lotion on your butt.
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.
