Popular Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
[on Angelina] You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it.
Pauly D: I almost seen your cooca!
Snooki: My cooca's out!
I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.
Hold my earrings.
[her list of criteria for a man] Tanned; guido; juicehead gorilla; big sense of humor; likes to party; fist-pumps; frolics; isn't a jerkoff; a dork at heart; pays for meals; smells good; nympho; likes pickles; takes interest in my hobbies; very protective; not so serious; likes to sleep in.
JWoww: Oh no, he's gonna drown!
Snooki: They live in water!
Vinny: It lives in salt water, you idiot.
It's all good in the hood.
I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms.
[Vinny's] like my big brother, I love him. But usually you don't have sex with your big brother.
One [fireman] is tall, tanned... and he looked Italian, so I woulda smushed that, yes.
That's actually one of my fantasies, for a fireman to, like, come rescue me, like put out my fire literally, with a fire outcome.
I am so excited because we are going to see the crocadillies.
