Popular Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop.
Stop caring and f*%k me!
Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time... that's why people always get divorced.
I know that Deena wants to make out with Mike, but doesn't want to be too forward.
Snooki: Where's the beach?
Onlooker: It's right there. Where else would it be?
I'm a f**king good person!
It's kinda like a disease to Snook-for-Love. It's worse than a staph infection.
Any Pinot's okay. Pregnant people do it.
Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants.
I don't want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I'd be bored.
Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.
I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell. It was like a f*%king phenomenon ... I'm not a phenomenon. I'm a train wreck.
