J.D.'s Narration: Still, we all end up leaning on certain clichs when making major decisions. Like, "Don't jump off a bridge if you don't know how deep the water is."
J.D.: This procedure's too risky right now, Mr. Daniels, I think we should wait.
J.D.'s Narration: And, of course, the classic, "No matter how clean the janitor gets your husband's dead dog, you still need to put him in the trunk and not accidentally leave him on the roof when you drive off."... And finally, the lesser-known, "You can accomplish anything with a friend by your side."


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 4: "My First Kill"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: Mrs. Carter?
Dr. Cox: Ooh, did I trick Newbie? I did, didn't I! And now of course he has to live in fear of when he will kill. When, when, when when when when when when when when?
J.D.: You know what, I don't appreciate lying.

Molly: What are you doing?
Elliot: Oh, just waiting for Mr. Phillips. He, uh, showed up the first couple of days, but he's missed his last three rehab appointments.
Molly: I'll wait with you.
Elliot: Thanks. I got my eyebrows waxed.
Molly: They look really good.