Ted, get your coat we're leaving. What happened to the cute br...
Barney: Ted, get your coat we're leaving.
Ted: What happened to the cute broad you were grinding with?
Barney: Promise not to tell anyone ever in your life? Ever? This can't be one of those stories...'funny time this one time Barney was...' none of that. Promise?
Barney [whispers]: That was my cousin Leslie