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The problem is I only have 15 penises, so, there would have been 28 girls who are really upset with me.

Tom

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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 22 Quotes

Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.

Tom

Tom: Do not miss tonight's April Ludgate birthday bash. 9 o'clock p.m. At the world famous Snakehole Lounge. The place the Pawnee Journal has called, "The sexiest, most dangerous club in town."
Leslie: That's not what they wrote.
Tom: Fine. I added the word sexiest. But, we've hired better security.

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