The problem with the mall garage is that everything looks the sa...

The problem with the mall garage is that everything looks the same. They try to differeriate between levels. They put up different colors, different numbers, different letters. What they need to do is name the levels, like, "Your mother's a whore." You would remember that.

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Jerry Seinfeld
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 6: "The Parking Garage"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

George: If I am not in front of my building at 6:15 when my parents get there, they are going to put me on an aggravation installment plan that will compound with interest for decades.

You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.

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