How I Met Your Mother

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The things I know about this company, I'll never be fired. There's a chance I'll wash up on shore with no identifiable finger prints or teeth

Barney

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How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Barney: Let's be clear: I don't love [Robin], okay? I just... miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.

Marshall: Hey food guy! Toy guy! [about guy dressed as ninja]: who's that guy?
Barney: He doesn't work here... I think we should leave the building
Marshall: Really?
Barney: This has happened before