(on Babs) The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt .45 from a can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees, screaming down the hall, 'Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!'

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I'm your fianc. Peter Von Nostrand.

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George: You won't think I'm a bad person?
Jerry: Too late for that.

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