Fry: There's this girl who I really like, but she thinks I'm a jerk. Can you help me?
Man: Yeah, there's a suicide booth in the food court. Though there's a line this time of year.


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Philip J. Fry
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 8: "Xmas Story"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Fry: The important thing is we're all together for Xmas. And even though I'm surrounded by robots and monsters and old people, I've never felt more at home.
Farnsworth: Hear, hear! Now let's all of us shut up and sing!

Santa: I'll be back. Back when you least expect it: Next Xmas!