Jill [on the phone]: Tim, sweetie, I wouldn't have slept with someone else if I didn't love you so much!
Elliot: No! No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Stop! Take the phone...!
Jill [on the phone]: Hold on one second. Ho-ho-hold on! [to Elliot] Hi!
Elliot: Hi! Your last name is Tracy! Well, of course, you know your last name is Tracy, but what you don't know is there's a woman down in 308 whose first name is Tracy. So I started thinking about your urine sample, and how you always carry that water bottle with you and stay very well-hydrated - which is why your pee is a much lighter color than most people's pee. And then I remembered the sample that came back with your name on it was bright yellow and the other Tracy, she is not much of a water drinker... which is why I think her skin looks so pasty-
Jill: Okay, sweetie, I'ma need you to get to the point.
Elliot: You're not pregnant! The lab tech just switched the samples!
Jill: You're killin' me... [on the phone] Hey, Sweetie! You know I was just jokin' about all that stuff, right